Lay Down a Bunt

While giving you a two-fisted handjob your girlfriend slides her top hand up your shaft while bending your cock almost horizontal and away from her to avoid getting splooged on.

"My old lady nearly tore my cock off trying to lay down a bunt last night."

by Windy Pig August 08, 2007

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Iranian Bunt Cake

When an overweight American with poor hygiene purchases a spouse from an overseas bridal market.

Did you hear? Gene-O married that Chinese girl he bought.

Oh, he pulled the ol' Iranian Bunt Cake. Nice.

by VLR January 03, 2008

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Bunt Faced Cooter

1) when a girl is being a real wench
2) when a guy is being a real puss

1) "I came home last night and tried to put it in the poop shoot, but my lady was being a real Bunt Faced Cooter"

2) "Yo, bro, you want another frosty bronson?"
"No, I'm ok with just this one"
"Stop being such a Bunt Faced Cooter and slam another coldie"

by Hugsnotdrugs June 14, 2007

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