Bullshit

School

Going to school is bullshit

by Bates113 February 7, 2018

on some bullshit

What you say to or about a person who is talking crazy or about doing something foolish.

Hey bro, you need to talk to your cousin cause he's on some bullshit that's gonna get him killed.

Genelle is on some bullshit if she thinks that I'm going to pawn my car title to help bail her loser boyfriend out jail.

by Mackendeez May 27, 2018

zero bullshit

At Slipknot concerts, during the song Spit It Out, Corey Taylor (lead vocals) tells the mosh pit to crouch down till the cue "jump the fuck up", when everyone goes crazy.

"Ok, it's time for zero bullshit! Everyone crouch the fuck down till I say "jump the fuck up!" You got that?" Then the song will continue, and everyone jumps at their cue.

by 696 November 7, 2005

Bullshit

Most of today's media, music and movies.

- Have you heard Lady Gag...
- Aw man please no more bullshit for today

by Another random guy August 20, 2013

Bullshit Baffles Brains

Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.

They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.

by Rikstir April 28, 2017

cock and bullshit story

1. A fabricated or highly exaggerated story intended to deceive.

2. A made up story or an exaggerated story, especially if someone sales it as being true.

I don't want to hear another cock and bullshit story about how you don't front.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 7, 2009

Robo Bullshit

The scourge of current telemarketing abuse methods that plague cell phone users world-wide.

Oh, for fuck sake! That's the 15th call from 'unknown' in 24 hrs...can't block 'em neither.
Yup, Robo Bullshit consumes the data plan. It's a conspiracy.

by YAWA July 11, 2019