buggermaquilt

Term used if something bad in life happens

Your dog just dies. Aw buggermaquilt

by David P. October 20, 2003

buggering iron

a gay mans penis which has been used for the purpose of buggering

jamie was using his buggering iron on alex

by HRH sara August 26, 2005

Bugger Ant

When having anal relations and the penetrating penis is so small it causes more of a stinging sensation, like that of a biting ant, rather than full on penetration satisfaction.

Woman: I had a bugger ant last night.

by Johnny Cumlately August 7, 2006

buggered off

Ran off

First head: He's buggered off.

Third head: So he has he's scampered.

-"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

by Bigalsaidso November 15, 2013

Noodle Burgler

Another name for a woman's Vagina.

Dude...I got my dick stuck up inside that noodle burgler

by J-Sa August 16, 2009

buggerfuck

Not to be confused with bugger and fuck. For use when everything goes hopelessly wrong, i.e. when Celebdaq divis go arse up!

So £1 million pounds worth of shares in Catherine Zeta Jones earned me how much? Really? Buggerfuck!

by Crazy Aleks December 12, 2003

bum burgler

a way to describe a man who gives anal sex to another man without his consent.

"i went to the club the other night and i got followed home by a bum burgler!"

by carrie and vic May 10, 2006