Bryson

The most retarded boy you will ever meet. He smells like hotdog water and dates everybody in sight

“ Bryson is the biggest player in the whole school. He smells weird as well.”

by Aliassssshdbd August 4, 2020

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Good at hockey and prolly has a really cool brown friend

Man Bryson

by Cobynhater69 October 2, 2020

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Bryson is a boy in my class hes flirty and perverted hes also very funny! hes akward around boys and himself around girls he play basket ball and hes pretty good at it! Get a bryson..!

Me/Lily:see him that boy
Alexis:ya
Me/Lily:thats bryson

by Lily.... DONT ASK October 5, 2020

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He is the second baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies. He has a daughter on the way which makes every woman in the world jealous and want to kill his wife. Women of Philadelphia and Mays Landing watch the Phillies solely for the purpose to hear his walkup song and to see him hit home runs. Boyfriends hate Bryson Stott but can’t help appreciate his greatness.

Bryson Stott hit another grand slam, babe look away now!!!!!

by Jerbroks October 16, 2023

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The Bryson

The Bryson is a rather rare species. A narrow, long head creature that contains a larger than usual penis that it uses to destroy hood boogers. The Bryson doesn’t have a high level of intellect as it can’t tell between the offensive and defensive side of the ball. The species is also broke.

OMG Honey! Those moves in the bedroom you used were hitting the spot. Where did you learn that?

Oh honey, just The Bryson DVD I downloaded.

by Darth_Vader1994 November 1, 2023

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Just a typical uneducated grease monkey that the Army found laying around. Bryson normally sticks his Jimmy and anything that walks just to get a quick nut and an iced coffee.

“Johnny, whatever you do; don’t be like your buddy Bryson”

by Darth_Vader1994 November 3, 2023

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