brimmer

wearing a flat brimmed hat, trying to make a fashion statement but actually looking like a total wanker.

Sports stars have flat brims only because its a brand new hat whacked on their head by a sponsor,

and leaving the sticker on your hat when its no longer brand new just adds to wanker level.

check out that tosser with the old dirty flat brimed hat, he's put a new starter sticker on the brim thinkin its cool, what a brimmer!!!

by wanka hata November 9, 2012

suicide bummer

Catching AIDS is a common modus mortem for the suicide bomber.

Pass the AZT, I was recruited as a suicide bummer.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

bummerdog

A dog that is hormonally confused and is dependent on inserting its erect canine penis into the anus of another dog or human.

Luke was sexually inactive for many years until he bought a bummerdog from his local pet store and has proceeded in engaging the animal in its anal activities.

by Tonyman November 17, 2007

Bummer

Oral sex given by a homeless person.

That hobo chick at that mission gives the best bummers in town.

by bayou_rhythm June 18, 2011

Sheep Bummer

Also known as Stephen Butler.

You are a Stephen Butler

by Richard August 1, 2004

Bummer

When getting a handjob or blowjob you also get a finger in your bum.

WHOA a finger in my ass.... what a bummer!

by RuZilla October 24, 2009

BUMMER

A bummer lamb is an orphaned baby sheep that has to be fed with formula from a bottle. When you call someone by their name and add bummer, it means they don't like crowds and prefer to stay much to themselves.

The silly bummer won't go to the football game because of the crowds.

Christy bummer rather watch old movies on netflix than go to the theater, wait in long lines of people, and have to sit by strangers.

by Zoie Blue January 4, 2009