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morning brown 

It's coffee, ya' fuck.
Get yourself a cup of Morning Brown.
morning brown by Falland November 16, 2020
When a person, after pulling out from unprotected anal sex, smears or frosts fecal matter all over another person's back, either with their penis, strap-on, or dildo/vibrator, for sexual enjoyment . Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who proposed gutting the legal protections for LGBT individuals in the State of Kansas.
Did you just "Sam Brownback" me?
If you mean, did I just smear fecal matter all over your back after pulling my penis out of your ass and as a result get even more turned on, then yes, I did.
Brownback by Offical outrage February 11, 2015
When you take a runny dump on your partner's back while a third partner waits patiently at the crack for the stream to travel to their mouth.
My boyfriend and I brownbacked that Governor so badly he looked like a six year old that scarfed down a chocolate Sunday
brownback by eudoxus408 February 12, 2015

Big Chief Brown Bottom 

No one's going to read this, but it's one of Kelso's nicknames on That 70's Show.
Any sexual position that requires a sizeable penis to be performed correctly.
I wanted to give her the Montreal Screw Job, but that's a total Jim Brown. I don't have enough dick.
Jim Brown by Dr. Hannah August 6, 2017
screw yourself over with your own statute and then smear fecal matter all over another person's back for sexual enjoyment
Gov. Brownback got brownbacked when he tried to defend his law allowing discrimination against LGBT citizens.