Bed Browsing

Similar to Web Browsing, but done from the comfort of your bed.

What you up to?

'Just doing a spot of bed browsing'

by Walters13 August 24, 2012

Horn Blowing

The sexual act of a man inserting his penis into the anus. While thrusting himself into a male or female anus the other partner farts. This act is considered blowing your partners horn.

Horn Blowing is when my boyfriend and I are having anal, I squeezed his stomach and he blows my horn.

by SHILO WEWOO February 14, 2018

Blowing your own Penis

The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!

Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.

Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.

by JaRknessd May 10, 2010

Blowing up the death star

This is used when a guy shoots their load so far that it goes up the girl's nose.

"So we were totally going at it missionary style, then I feel a strong one on the way, so pulled out and shot my load right in her nose and ended up blowing up the death star!"

by R. LexM January 28, 2008

broding

the combined actions of computer coding and bro'ing out with your buds.

Hey what are you doing this weekend? I'm broding like a boss with my buds Mark and Shuks...

by Sir Brodes A lot May 16, 2011

browngraded

An subtle act of discrimination on the basis of colour - especially pertaining to ethnic persons who have darker pigmentation eg: East Indian, Caribbean, Middle Eastern etc.

Usually not a blatant act as some services will still be given but with a disadvantage.

All brown people are seated at the rear of the aircraft to prevent other passengers from seeing them and worrying about a terrorist being onboard.

Brown guy: Did you get to choose your seat?
Middle Eastern guy: No - they said it was the only ones left.
Brown guy: They totally lied - I booked my premium seat 5 months ago. We totally got browngraded.

by betsandbits April 6, 2011

decoy browsing

browsing innocent items whilst eyeing up what your actually in the shop for.

a tactic employed by those wishing to 1) buy something embarrassing
or 2) shoplift

1) simmo went into the corner shop for his latest issue of zoo but decided to decoy browse the fishing mags until his auntie stella left the shop

2) whilst decoy browsing the soft drinks, Emma carefully slipped cans of lager into her handbag

by Lloydski5000 September 26, 2007