bruced

To get dissed by the opposite sex.

Derek: What's the point of a fancy purse? Seriously.
Emily: *pouts* It's pretty!
Derek: You just got bruced.

by Emily Connell February 19, 2009

Braced

Definitions:

1. When an individual playing a sport gets shook by his opponents greatness.

2. It is also used when a person is always getting punked.

Example:

1. You ain't gonna be able to do that on the streets, you would get braced by the ballers in the ghetto.

2. Man, you need to start standing up for yourself, you always get braced on.

by NGCorp August 5, 2008

Getting brocked

Brock osweiler against the patriots: drilled random guy with football

Damn, He just got brocked!!

Iv never seen a quarter back so bad!! He Brocks people.

Getting brocked is shitty!

by Niggers6996 November 12, 2017

brocession

Any economic and financial complication experienced by a Bro.

guy "Bro, you wanna go out tonight?"
bro "Sorry bro, It's a brocession! "

by Macex May 6, 2009

brocedes

the monaco based youtuber nico rosberg beat 7 time world champion lewis hamilton in equal machinery

i miss brocedes
nico come back pls

by hahahhahnotme December 2, 2024

broed out

confused, crazy, deranged, messed-up, intoxicated, broed. Variations include (but are not limited to) bro-tired, bro-wired, mega-broed, super-mega-crazy-broed, broed-a-la-mode, broed out da doe, and broed to tha floe. See also bro it out and the brozone. Origination in Santa Barbara, California, with subsequent development in more northern Bay Area towns.

"Man, am I broed out."

by Overturned Big Rig November 26, 2003

broed out

when hanging with bros all weekend, you are tired.

DUDE BRO TIS WEEKEND RULED! IM SO BROED OUT

by moosears August 10, 2008