Bollock Slap

When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.

Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.

by RhysMac February 05, 2012

Egg Bollock

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.

"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"

by smith.spark March 10, 2019

bollock toe

When a gentlemen's trousers are pulled up so high he creates the equivalent of a female camel toe.

Steve's bollock toe was perfectly formed this evening. His trousers were up to his waist!

by UrbanEntry December 28, 2015

bollock wallet

A bollock wallet is the skin that you have around bollocks unless youve got a clunge obviously. also known as ballbag, scrotum, sack, ham pouch.

"Fuk me, i shaved my bollock wallet last nite m8 n its itchin like fuck... never again dave "

by carl dave, jonesy dave May 24, 2008

Sc-bollocks

A crude contraction of Scot and bollocks; a term used to express the negative excitement of potentially seeing the unattractive scrotum of a kilt-wearer.

Is that Scottish Stag-Do getting on our party barge? Oh, sc-bollocks!

by 'Duke' September 10, 2012

bollock face

one who has a face like a mans testi sack / scrotum.

Oi, bollock face your face looks like a bollock!!!

dave, you bollock face......

by Nicky J February 09, 2004

cheeky bollock

the act upon which a testicle dramatically falls from ones pants into full view.

**often occurs when wearing short shorts**

"aw shit, Clive's wearing short shorts again, cheeky bollock fo sho!"

by mmmgaryglitter September 10, 2009