Blowjob knees

When a girl has given enough blowjobs, and her knees are red and bruised from being on them so often. Can also happen after a single very long blowjob.

Can also occur after bumping into things, falling over etc.

1) "That girl has a s serious case of blowjob knees"

2) "I fell while drunk yesterday, I look like I have blowjob knees"

by Cap'n Crimson July 21, 2015

spaghetti blowjob

When you put Prego sauce on your dick then put noodles in her mouth then she sucks your dick off the best part about it is your nuts are the meatballs.

Hay look I went to Italy yesterday and I got a spaghetti blowjob

by phuck dick October 29, 2014

Blowjob Alley

Blowjob alley refers to the back row of a movie theater out of sight, out of sound, perfect for giving and receiving head from significant other.

“Hey Colin I saw you at Toy Story 4 last night sitting up in blowjob alley”

“Ya I blew my load when Buzz Lightyear came on screen”

by Daddy long legs whoa baby July 29, 2019

penguin blowjob

When you pay a hooker to give you a blowjob and she pulls your pants and underwear down around your ankles. She then runs off with your money. You chase after her confused and waddling.

That John only offered me 5 dollar... so I gave the cheap bastard a penguin blowjob!

by Yostiemonster2 August 18, 2010

Blowjob Ears

A man or woman with ears that stick out enough to make a nice handle to hold on to while getting a blowjob.

Remember my friend Jorge? He has blowjob ears. I just grab a hold of them and put my dick in his mouth.

by Dimples928 August 10, 2016

Blowjob Sydrome

Where You gave a blowjob for the first time and you want to do it again.

I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the 1st time last night... And I thought I wouldn't like it but now I wanna suck so bad. I think I have blowjob sydrome

by Rxanaa November 4, 2009

Altoids Blowjob

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.

That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.

by creedmoor August 25, 2006