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sussy bloke

Bloke who is suspiciously sus
Jac: Do you know who playboi carti is?
Billy: Jacs a sussy bloke
by Billieeilishsuperfan July 14, 2023
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Bloke

Do you know the bloke
by somyashar April 19, 2018
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Youtube Bloke

A man born in the early to mid 90s whose primary source of information is semi-comic youtube videos. They are usually sceptical of new forms of social media and consume content that reaffirms their existing beliefs.

At social gatherings Youtube Blokes can be found sharing their favourite videos with others. Although the reason for this behaviour is uncertain it has been theorised to be a sign of affection.
Max spent three hours this morning watching old fail army videos. He's become such a youtube bloke since we graduated.
by Leonard Kelly January 10, 2024
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Bloke Florence

A bloke(man) that has a deformed face, with a clean boosie fade or low taper fade.
*Person 1 looking at another person that has facial deformity with a clean boosie fade*

Person 1: This ain't bloke florence😭🙏
by acrows January 10, 2025
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Bloke

The opposite of woke. Just a regular person who pays no mind to PC culture nor is concerned with offending anyone with their worldview.
The director pushed back on the studio's demand that he make the drill sergeant a woman . He's so bloke.
by Shifty Nelson November 5, 2019
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Road Bloke

A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.

Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.
"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."
by RoadBlokeMaster May 5, 2024
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bloke choke

Just a short bloke choke before work.
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
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