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Dog With a Blog

Definition 1: A Disney show with nothing unique about it and talks about a dog with a blog. This tragedy aired from October 12, 2012 to September 25, 2015.
Definition 2: A dog that literally has a blog.
Definition 1:

Jimmy: Bro I just watched dog with a blog!

Lance: I’m sorry you had to watch that

horrible show Jimmy.
Definition 2:
Emily: Omg! I just found out my dog has a blog!
Vanessa: That’s dope, but how can your dog type?
by wellletsvibe April 4, 2020
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Blog Tease

(noun)
One who provokes or disturbs their online audience through witty or sometimes crappy written content posted to their blog site on an infrequent basis; Unlike prick or cock (tease) most commonly associated with this term, this person frustrates its current and potential blog readers by posting infrequent short stories and further torments those readers through shameless self promotion on social media sites such as Facebook, Twitter and Google+ without returning for an undisclosed period of time. A blog tease can best be characterized through an uncanny ability to tell good stories both online and in person without notice of when they will return again.
tease blog writer article infrequent blogger torture
blog tease
by Motherhoodintheraw September 29, 2011
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blog about it

A phrase made famous by the American comic, Doug Stanhope.

It's properly used when replying to someone bitching/complaining about something trivial.
douche: "Pineapple Express didn't live up to my expectations. I'm glad I waited for video..."

Me: Blog about it..... ......faggot
by the0siris May 21, 2011
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blog off

1. Move away from blogging
2. To delete one's blog post or entry
1. It's my blog off tomorrow so don't wait for a new post.
2. The boss wanted to sell his product online but later blogged off.
by timlight January 29, 2010
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Blog Superstar

A highly self-righteous person (often female) who sees themselves as a hip shining star of epiphanal insights and "truth" amongst a sea of dull cyber starfish, and communicates said "insights" via nausea-inducing blog anecdotes. In reality, said individual's tastes and opinion tend to be extremely vapid, bland, and overall pedestrian. Nonetheless, the superstar tends to write an ever-expading series of blogs on sites like Myspace--all of which manage to receive long lists of kudos and comments from equally vapid, pseudo-intellectual individuals--thus reinforcing the blog superstar's finely-molded self image as a highly relevant voice and intellectual beacon of cyberspace. Profile is generally set to 'public', so as to maximize the chances of the superstar's philosophical gold being happened upon by as many "lucky" and "privileged" individuals as possible. Common topics touched upon include:

"The untimely death of (friend/loved one's name)"
"My 'big move' from small town comforts to urban chaos" (and similar fish-out-of-water anecdotes)
"Love, and what it really means"
"How the sheer spontaneity of big city life has opened my eyes" (often occurring several weeks after the initial aforementioned 'fish-out-of-water' blog)
"Why I feel compelled to move to (obscure third world country) for xx months and do volunteer/missionary work", and
"Why the humble inhabitants of (obscure third world country) have it 'all figured out', and why we are so inferior in comparison".
The last two are often combined into a longer, two-part hybrid blog.
Hey, seen Jen's new blog about life in the Big Apple? It's like, she really just tells it how it is, ya know? She's such a blog superstar--that girl should be sharing an office with Peter Travers!
by Robb-a-Dobb September 18, 2007
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blog-hopping

Definitions:

1) Unnecessarily or tediously flitting from one blog to the next in order to leave comments that are repetitive in nature.

2) Leaving quick comments on a large number of blogs for the purpose of raising awareness of the blog-hopper's own blog.

3) Quickly perusing several different blogs that are currently dealing with a similar subject.

Background:
First used (by Gigi at least) on: qcubed dot blogspot dotcom slash "/" 2004/10/too-lazy-to-go-blog-hopping-to-do-this dot html
"I'm too lazy to go blog-hopping just in order to wish everyone a Happy New Year!"

"Time to do a little blog-hoppin' in order to get people to discover my blog!"

"I wish I didn't have to go blog-hopping in order to see what everyone else is saying about this subject."
by Gigi December 13, 2004
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Yellow Blogging

A blog or blogger that sports a flamboyant and irresponsible approach to blogging with shrieking, gaudy, sensation-loving, devil-may-care kinds of content; content that take an iota of truth and embelishes it into such an oblivious state that it becomes nothing more than total fiction. If the information blogged about is inaccurate or biased, the public has little means for verification. With this sort of influence, some wield much self-perceived power. In order to increase whatever it is some wish to increase, these "Yellow Bloggers" turn the high drama of life into a cheap melodrama, writing stories that have been twisted into forms best suited for sales by the hollering newsboy of a cyber-version tabloid.
Yellow Blogging is like the National Enquirer, or your average supermarket tabloid, blog version
by GracefullyGrowing January 12, 2009
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