blogger

A rancid ass cheese who fanticizes that someone will read his/her pathetic shit. Who gives a fuck what they think about anything? They're geeks who jack off with visions of the geometry teacher dancing in their pointy little heads.

I went to crap a gnarley turd but a blogger came out instead.

by hoze-a January 15, 2006

blogger

An internet diary writer. Or more accurately, a whinging, wining, insecure, sympathy-craving, self-indulgent, self-important, over-privileged 'feeling: meh' scum of the internet/universe.

'Welcome back to my blog, fellow blogger!!1! Today I'm feeling like the world is terrible and I just can't seem to find my place in it. Also, I think everyone hates me. I'm feeling a bit meh tbh. And to top it all, I think I'm coming down with a snuffly-cold!'

by Roger Rowley September 21, 2005

Freeway Blogger

A person who places political banners (usually home made) so they can be seen by large numbers of drivers.

"ecopocalypse now" is one of the most common slogans put up by the California Freeway Blogger this year.

by Tasno September 5, 2012

Bloge

A frenglish way of saying blow job, or blowie.

"Donne moi le meilleur bloge de monde, tout de suit."

"Man, she gave me a wicked bloge the other night!"

"Bloge: give it back"

by Guelph-Ginger-Kids June 14, 2010

Bladge

A whales vagina.

I picked up this fat chick last night. when i took her pants off she had the biggest bladge iv ever seen.

by muthafuckan jackson March 19, 2009

blooger

a bloody booger, atrociously picked by by persons with little regard for hygiene or interpersonal communication

"You meet the new programmer?"

"Nope, I refuse to shake the hand of any person who can mine a blooger of such scale out of his nostrils."

by Te Nyenhuis October 30, 2008

Blodey

fat, or chubby, exspecially pertaining to the waist area.

Susie was damn blodey, with that fold of skin hanging over her pants.

by Anders Haig November 17, 2003