tasty blizzard

When you take a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, use it like a flesh light until climax, then put the effected ice cream into a blender and make a smoothie.

My bro was feeling down, so I made him a tasty blizzard to cheer him up. Bros for life.

by KillMeBeforeTheCancerSpreads March 18, 2016

royal blizzard

A crown of cum and knighting ceremony with erect dick

We went for for ice cream and I gave her a royal blizzard.

by Nindmcnin September 28, 2017

Minnesota Blizzard

The act of ejaculating so much, it appears the recipients face has been though a blizzard.

You should have seen me last night, I created a Minnesota blizzard

by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014

Alaskan blizzard

When you shove I cold dry ice in your asshole and then get your partner to smoke the vapor out then lick the dry ice out of the asshole.

Hey babe you want to go give me an Alaskan blizzard after dinner.

by Felt her November 23, 2021

blind blizzard

When one's scalp is incredibly itchy, despite having used Head and Shoulders shampoo and having no dandruff. Usually used in recounting awkward stories.

Man, I had a bad case of blind blizzard during that last meeting.

by aca_tea January 7, 2016

Florida Blizzard

When it rains so hard that everything is white outside, but there's still enough daylight peaking through for you to see general shapes.

Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.

Autumn: Look at the rain coming down!

Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.

Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?

by ndmstudios June 15, 2023

Columbian Blizzard

When a woman has Columbian cocain on her asshole and farts, creating a blizzard

I was about to snort snow off the strippers ass, instead she farted and gave me a Columbian blizzard

by EAudi April 13, 2023