blaids

The black version of aids. Once a person infected with jungle fever gets his or her fix, he/she contracts the blaids virus. If he/she spreads the virus to another non-black person, that person contracts secondhand blaids. (the less dangerous version that can be defeated by approximately 19 herps (depends on the herp's standing with the dollar))

Justin's girlfriend just came off a terrible case of jungle fever. Justin has blaids.

by blaisen44 April 14, 2009

blaisdell

A person that is horribly obese and unattractive.

"Did you see that blaisdell over there! She's so huge that she has to turn sideways to fit through the door!"

by Mike Basketball August 8, 2008

bladder adder snot

Semen

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."

by Milton J. Cummingsworth August 14, 2008

bladderwack

person who is stupid, obnoxious, annoying, irratating, rude, ect.

Kanye is such a bladderwack for interrupting Taylor.

by Smiley_2 November 18, 2009

bladder brain

Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.

Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"

Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"

Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"

Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"

by Urban Englander March 17, 2011

Bladdow

A commonly used onomatopoeia when someone gets punched in cartoons or comic strips. Synonyms included "Whammy" and "Kerplow."

"Did you see me punch that guy in the face? I was all like BLADDOW!"

by Bladdow December 29, 2011

bladder swing

When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.

I twisted that bitch backwards and up to the side... bladder swinged her around the room.

by jonny_raige February 5, 2014