Hym "Then how about you don't deliberately do things to make people bitter and resentful? I mean, you can't possibly delude yourself into believing you're not doing this to me because you're not bitter and resentful. Well... Ok yeah no you probably can but listen: How about not stealing all of their shit. How about not denigrating them as barbarians. Or maybe not treating their culture as inferior."
Dr. Jeepjorp "Or they could just not be bitter and resentful in spite of me doing that."
Hym "Yeah, no good plan! Here, hold this:"
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Dr. Jeepjorp "Noooo! Me organs!"
Hym "Oh no... You're bleeding and dying... Have you tried not bleeding and not dying? You know you've made an error if you're bleeding and dying... That error being: I have stabbed you. God hates bleeding and- Well, no, actually it loves that... Almost as much as I do!"
Dr. Jeepjorp "Or they could just not be bitter and resentful in spite of me doing that."
Hym "Yeah, no good plan! Here, hold this:"
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Dr. Jeepjorp "Noooo! Me organs!"
Hym "Oh no... You're bleeding and dying... Have you tried not bleeding and not dying? You know you've made an error if you're bleeding and dying... That error being: I have stabbed you. God hates bleeding and- Well, no, actually it loves that... Almost as much as I do!"
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Get the Ankle bitter mug.A baby momma that possesses narcissistic traits to destroy the character of their baby daddy due to a power trip. The BM will exaggerate stories and make up lies to claim as facts even with no examples or concrete evidence. The BM will go extra lengths to play the victim role and will use the child or children as a pawn to coerce the BD to doing what she wants. She will withhold visitations and extort money from the BD. The BM will be blind to the fact that she is traumatizing her own child due to being selfish on a mission for revenge to make the BD's life hell because she can no longer control him. The BM will even go through the extra effort to sabotage the BD's career that provides for her and the child/children.
"My ex is such a Bitter BM that she won't let me see my child at least once a month even though I pay her money and take care of my child."
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Queensland Castlemaine Brewery brew XXXX Gold (Midstrength) and XXXX Bitter (Heavy).
Therefore, if you're not a pussy drink-wise, Good as bitter is one better than gold.
Queensland Castlemaine Brewery brew XXXX Gold (Midstrength) and XXXX Bitter (Heavy).
Therefore, if you're not a pussy drink-wise, Good as bitter is one better than gold.
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