Biology

1)The science of life and my major. It involves the study of living organisms from various levels. From the genetic material (Genetics, Molecular Biology, etc), to cells (Cell Physiology, Cellular Microbiology,etc), to organs and organ systems (Neurology, Embryology, Immunology, etc) to organisms (Chordates, Animal Physiology,etc), to populations and the external environment (Ecology, Marine Biology, Evolution).

2) Classes dumbass people cant pass for shit because they are dumb as fuck, or they don't care, or both.

3)Without it, there wouldn't be any doctors or medicine to save your useless and pathetic lives.

4) Slang for sexual intercourse.

1) Immunology is a branch of biology where emphasis is placed on cell mediated immunity (Macrophages, Cytotoxic T Cells, and NK cells) and Humoral immunity (B-cells, helper T-cells, complement system, as well as clonal selection).

2) person 1: "I'm a dumbass because i can't pass biology"

person 2: "Then change your major to something stupid as fuck like art or english"

3) Doctor: "good thing I have a major in biology to save this dumbass art student, who has HIV because he is gay."

4) I'm having biology tonight with her/him.

by AccessibleFurniture June 1, 2009

biofoid

A cisgender woman.

The biofoids at work were talking about the menopause again.

by muggsymoon May 5, 2022

Biological break

Use the restroom ..
Synonyms

give couple minutes here to get a biological break

by PalPanther April 21, 2009

biological father

a parent who has conceived (biological mother) or sired (biological father) rather than adopted a child and whose genes are therefore transmitted to the child.

Is the skid king your biological father?

by Gibnai October 21, 2013

Biology

A type of science in which it's impossible to like every single goddamn sub-subject there is in biology.

Biology is the study of life? More like study of "how to get an A in the class in this shithole."

Fuck genetics, therefore, fuck Mendel.

I love cell respiration. Therefore, fuck Mendel.

I love protein synthesis. Therefore, fuck Mendel.

I love every subject in biology except genetics. Therefore, fuck Mendel.

I got a 6 As and 1 B in Biology because of the genetics test. Therefore, FUCK MENDEL.

by melvin72091111 October 28, 2009

Biological Meltdown

A biological meltdown occurs when a female normally between the ages of 28 and 34, who is without child, is placed into a chemically enhanced hormonal stupor that triggers a countdown in the synapses of the brain causing her to panic because she feels that her ovaries are drying up. Such a condition causes an unrestrainable urge in the female to engage in a loathsome marriage, already bound for divorce, with the first unsuspecting male companion lying prey to her mental instabilities. There is only one goal of such marriage, that is to lure the unsuspecting male victim into immediate and irrational procreation of a love child in order to satisfy the maternal needs of her biological clock.

As soon as the trainwreck hit 30, she had a complete and utter biological meltdown; she met Pablo online, married him on a casino cruise two weeks later, and now she is knocked up with triplets. The trainwreck couldn't be happier. Poor Pablo however; fled to Mexico after he realized he had become another unsuspecting victim to a biological meltdown.

by Maddog and J-Rod October 16, 2012

Biology

The most pointless class anyone would ever take; a class that wastes your time; a class that takes up most of the class space, not letting you explore the other classes you might want to try out.

Student: Counselor, can I drop Biology and take Life Studies instead?

Counselor: No, sorry, you'll have to take Biology so you can learn more about life.

Student: But I don't need to learn about life! I want to learn how to live on my own!

by Xalainu May 12, 2009