The benefit of the penis

an advantage or profit gained from penile insertion.
"She was ugly,but not ugly enough to forgo the benefits of my penis"
synonyms: good, sake, welfare, well-being, advantage, comfort, ease, convenience;

She wasn't all that, but after a few drinks I might as well give her the benefit of the penis.

by JamesBrrando September 28, 2013

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high benefits

Something a girl or guy wants to have with you without calling you his or her bf/gf. Basically sexual relations without a label for you.

Regan: Imma make you my friends with high benefits.
Me:So I'm not you girlfriend but I'm doin things that would make me your girlfriend.
Regan:Exacltly baby.

by Some lit girl February 28, 2017

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Cringe Benefits

Pleasure derived from watching YouTube videos or being around people considered "cringey."

I saw this stupid kid playing Call of Duty on YouTube and got some major cringe benefits from it.

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

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Ft Benefits

Where FT buddies just do stupid crap in front of each other. From games to questions. Sometimes pics/sexual text can be sent depending on the mood.

Now does this come with FT benefits?

by 315 Bro June 26, 2019

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the benefits of being an asshole

A phrase born of the fact that Florida’s Governor, Ron DeFlatus, has suggested that the state’s educational curriculum include material on “the benefits of being a slave” so that whitefolk don’t wind up stewing in their own guilt over slaveholding ancestors, thereby garnering him some white votes since there are so many that would vote for such an asshole with this point of view.

The “anti-woke” Florida Governor knows that he can garner strong support from white supremacists by virtue of his ridiculous reinvention of history and this illustrates the benefits of being an asshole in this part of the country.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

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