Front Bumper Douche Master

To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:

1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.

"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"

"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"

front bumper douche master

by Mr. BigStuff February 5, 2010

coke bumpers

Parliment Lights, due to the fact that one can take a bump (a fairly nice size) of coke from the filter.

Shit, I have no mirror, hand me one of those coke bumpers.

by B-Money-atpgfog7 July 2, 2006

Beeper

Someone who suffers from Borderline Personality Disorder.

Mental Health Professional: You're a Beeper, fuck off.

by A. Beeper August 20, 2011

bumper sticker guru

someone who has witty and funny bumper stickers

Did you see Mary's bumper stickers? Yeah, she must be
a bumper sticker guru.

by vistaman May 3, 2008

El beeper

One of the greatest songs of all time. Donald Trump hates it, but secretly loves it

Donald Trump: Make America great again!

El beeper starts playing
Donald Trump: Shit, this is my jam

by Blackinafrica21 November 14, 2017

Bumper Sticker

The word/s on the butt of a girl's booty shorts and sweats. Words range from Pink, Bootylicious, and Sexy.

John: Look at that chick's Bumper Sticker. She is pretty "Bootylicious".

Me: Mmmhhmm...

by Whizzurd48 September 2, 2010

bumperballed

When your vaginal area is being attacked by a man's balls durring sex.

"Ow, you just bumperballed me. Ewwwwww"

by CoOl DaDdy PiMp MaStEr April 22, 2006