Lick it Before You Dick It

Before you you stick your member into your girl's pussy or asshole, you should lick the part you plan on entering and pleasure her first.

Bill's wife was on the bed with her head down and her luscious ass in the air. With member in hand, he stared at her glistening wet slit and her tight little browneye trying to decide where to enter first. His wife said, "go in where you want but lick it before you dick it".

by Cactus Head February 15, 2009

nightmare before christmas

Great movie,based on tim burtons poem.But this movie has been ruined for people who really do like it by all those wannabe goths that have turned it into the lastest movie to like.

1 wannabe goth:omg i love the nightmare before christmas!
2 wannabe goth: omg i love it too its the best, its so goth and deep.
Me:these kids are not even close to goth there only trying to be goth cause deep down there trendies,goth being the lastest trend at the moment.losers...
p.s if u are goth good for you just pissed at the wannabe's.

by bon1616 September 26, 2005

beufour

Can be "befour" too

If you cut the word in 2 pieces and switch them it gives you "fourbe" wich is the French for deceitful

Don't trust this guy, it's a first class beufour

by Rohff August 11, 2009

Before my phone dies

This was an excuse to do something on your phone before it does

Girl - I need a poo before my phone dies

Boy - text me before my phone dies

by Doxkxixoxixixixixixoxox June 13, 2018

Bedford high school

Bedford high school is a big shit whole nobody send kids there
But still better that Mary's

Don't go Bedford high school

by Unknown to yall November 18, 2019

bedford academy

A School full of ugly niggas and mixy bitches who dickride each other a juniors and seniors go out with freshman and the teachers have problems

Shaneeka said bedford is one of the worst schools out here

Drippy brim said A Freshman gave a senior the session in the YMCA bathroom Bedford academy

by Bedford Academy December 17, 2019

hoes before hoes

The homosexual version of the phrase hoes before bros. To prioritize your female friends before your relationship with another girl.

Stevia: Gee Christine, I sure love spending time with my new girlfriend Jenny! She is so sweet and strong and caring!

Christine: Gurl, you need to start chillin' with us more often. Whatever happened to hoes before hoes??

by Updated Magic February 5, 2017