Bare Effort 

when something is too much effort.

ugh this is bare effort

Bare Effort by nancyyyyyyy October 1, 2016

Bare-bulb

When a man forgoes wearing underwear.

"Corr, shouldn't have gone 'bare-bulb' this morning, got proper chaffing going on"

"He bent over in those shorts and I got a right eyeful of 'bare-bulbs'".

Bare-bulb by FuckedoffFanny June 8, 2018

bare noise 

When mandemmm pull up and blast there beek taking “bare noise” like someone asked them to talk 😂

Bare noise ; Broooo stop talking bareee noise before I call the mandemmm

bare noise by Ellabrazy519 July 16, 2018

Bare Balling 

An act of liberation in which guys let their ballsacks hang freely out the fly of their pants, shorts, etc.

"Bro, you know your ballsack is hanging out right?.."

"I'm bare balling dude, I never felt more free. I feel like a new man."

"You lost a bet didn't you?"

"Yup..."

Bare Balling by bro-cabulary June 29, 2020

Bare it up 

To approach an activity in it's purest and primal form. An alternative phrase to "rough it up." Often used by lumberjacks.

I don't need to heat this hot dog up with my microwave. I'll just bare it up over the fire.

Bare it up by djpop408 March 15, 2010

bare-handed double play 

a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?

While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.

bare-handed double play by Henry's Dad August 28, 2010

Bare Henching 

To steal one's orange juice in the morning. Usually performed whilst being hungover.

Ben, I have been Bare Henching all the orange juice, hanging out my arse!

Bare Henching by fiftybore March 7, 2011