When you realise you have no tissues whilst bashing one out and you don't want to spum your nodes everywhere and make a mess. When you are about to "spend" simply pinch the end of your foreskin and blow up your own spoff balloon. Allow no seepage.
by Nob Gnarley September 16, 2017
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by rs37917 April 14, 2009
Get the urban balloon mug.A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.
Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.
If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.
If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013
Get the Balloon Fish mug.Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.
by Jusquisha May 30, 2016
Get the Jizz-Balloon mug.A cartoon balloon is a wildly expanding erection that occurs while watching cartoons featuring hot chicks.
Just watched Tangled, and the princess aired up my cartoon balloon!
Six is hot, but Blondie stretches my cartoon balloon to the max! It looks like a weenie dog with no legs!
Is it wrong to whale on a cartoon balloon in the theater? No way!
Synonyms include boner,chubby,hardon,woody,erection
Antonyms are limp,noodle,flaccid,weak,soft,dead
Six is hot, but Blondie stretches my cartoon balloon to the max! It looks like a weenie dog with no legs!
Is it wrong to whale on a cartoon balloon in the theater? No way!
Synonyms include boner,chubby,hardon,woody,erection
Antonyms are limp,noodle,flaccid,weak,soft,dead
by Christopher Sneaking Bear July 11, 2011
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Get the Balloon Ride mug.A burlesque performance involving a dancer garbed in an outfit comprised of balloons. As the dance proceeds, audience members are invited to pop the balloons, eventually revealing the dancer's nudity
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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