Fuck-balled

Acutely intoxicated through alcohol consumption. Specifically applied to the combination or drinking and dancing.

I was so fuck-balled last night I can't remember their name.

by Ima HughJ Hoare February 7, 2023

Flat-Balled-Talk

A humorous and tongue-in-cheek term used to describe discussions or conversations centered around the Flat Earth Theory. This lighthearted expression playfully suggests that such discussions lack the well-rounded and spherical nature of reality, highlighting the unconventional and debunked belief that the Earth is flat. Often used to inject humor into conversations about unconventional or pseudoscientific ideas, acknowledging the eccentricity of the topic.

Let's dive into some flat-balled-talk and explore the edges of absurdity!

by mi1es January 10, 2024

Buzz Balled

The state of being intoxicated and/or inebriated off Buzz Balls. A very distinct form of being of being inebriated that is specific of Buzz Balls.

Specific distinctions include: getting overly lit in a short amount of time, crashing quickly after the Buzz Ball wears off, and feeling immense dopamine rush.

Yo bruh, I’m so buzz balled right now!

by Buzzballed March 12, 2024

It balded

So much energy, it was that intense that their hair fell off.

He worked so so hard. It balded

by Thelxw April 26, 2024

Glabber Balled

to get absolutely clapped

“Woah I’m Glabber Balled”

by Benn Doverr July 29, 2025

Green balled

When you are taking a fat rip of the bong and your girlfriend hits you in the balls in the middle of the rip

I was hitting my bong and my girlfriend green balled me

by ReesiePup March 18, 2026

wedding blue-balled

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.

I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!

by Smugumin July 6, 2021