babies

Precious gifts from God that should be cherished.

Psalm 127:3 Sons are a heritage from the LORD, children a reward from him.

by Cate September 2, 2003

baby

Horrible little creatures from 'God' (if there is one). Retarded people think they're cute. What's so cute about a little machine that cries, pisses and shits everywhere?

They're also the cause of suicide. See post-natal depression.

I'm never going to have a baby. I want a life thank you very much.

by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 21, 2006

babys

How morons spell “babies”

My beautiful babys.

by Legittranslatoronline July 7, 2018

Baby

Noun: A small object used for kicking or throwing.

We didn't use a football instead we used a baby.

by 888899990000000 March 23, 2023

baby

My favorite midnight snack

"what you want to eat"
"b a b y"
"baby?"

by small child, aka: baby October 22, 2019

baby

A little piece of human flesh that needs nutrients, attention and diapers just to shit, pee and cry

Greg: my baby is useless
Greg 2: I strongly agree with you

by Destroyer of babies September 19, 2021

Baby

Lumps of meat and fat that u have to feed titty milk bc a guys pull out game is weak

Damn that baby is fat as fuck
That man got some weak ass pull out game, I mean look 5 kids like what the fuck

by Phantomwarrior March 26, 2020