Michael Afton

Michael Afton is a our Main Character in FNAF and a sexy person.

Person #1: Did you see the new Michael Afton Edit on Tiktok??
Person #2: Hell yeah its so sexy

by MichaelAftonsHusband March 16, 2022

Acton

An asshole P.E. Teacher who is on major steroids, fucks old ladies, and tells everybody to run a lap.

One day at school during P.E. The class was running around the pond and Riccardo pushed Mr. Acton into the pond and said, "take a fucking lap!!!"

by Queeda317 October 16, 2013

Afton

Afton is a girl who is absolutely stunning. She loves animals. She is really smart and funny. She is awesome at sports. She has stubbornness running in her veins. She is really sassy. She is even sassy to teachers. She loves to go places. She is constantly on the move. She talks a lot. This is why I am proud to be an Afton myself.

Afton loves to play with her dog.

by Affytaffy123 June 12, 2018

antonija

Antonija is a sweetheart. She just wants the best for everyone else. If you have a Antonija in your life you're very lucky. She will always care for you and be always there for you. She's also fucking hot.

Antonija is love, Antonija is life

by Thebest17 January 2, 2017

Scalia, Antonin

Antonin Scalia, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)

William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia (Scalia, Antonin) are all to blame.

by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

Anton's Ping-Pong

A ping-pong game in which each player is drafted a random toy to strategically place wherever they wish on their opponent's side of the table in hopes of hitting the toy with the ping-pong ball during the game, thus making it virtually impossible for their opponent to return your hit. When the game comes down to Sucker's Serve another toy, preferably Joker Van, is tossed or wheeled across the table at the time of the serve by Anton himself in hopes of ruining the serve.

Nick: You wanna play ping-pong?

Mike: Not really.

Nick: How about Anton's Ping-Pong?

Mike: Fine, but I hope I am drafted Barbie since she is a large target due to her long hair.

by gpc March 11, 2008

Antonella Barba

Former contestant on American Idol, known more for her racy photos where she posed half-nude at the War Memorial in Washington D.C. There were "alleged" photos of her giving oral sex to a guy which had the most ugliest looking penis i've seen... although those photos turned out to be fake.

I bet you $10, she appears on the next months edition of playboy.

Antonella Barba may of had a nice rack, but her singing made my fucking ears bleed.

by A proud gay guy named Johnny March 21, 2007