Spare Change Award

Spare Change: After going on a three day Vegas bender, you wake up in an unfamiliar Mexican motel, no wallet, no socks, and no cell phone plus a king size hangover. The only thing you have is the spare change your "escort" left for you on the night stand. Your wasted fantasy football bench points will feel like spare change, congratulations!

I benched Matt Ryan against the Saints, 30 wasted points, I am the Spare Change Award winner.

by ZRxSean September 12, 2014

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T Brodie Award

An award that was given to T-Brodie but also given to you. It is not an honor. It is a burden.

Oh wow, lindon just received the T Brodie award. If I was him, I would be so ashamed, I wouldn’t even accept it. I’ll just give it back.

by Marlipia July 25, 2022

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Big Stupe Award

When something is so over the top stupid and also lame enough to merit the use of the word "stupe".

He attempted to write a romantic poem, but he only succeeded in winning the Big Stupe Award!

by Juliet CAW January 8, 2007

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coaches award

usualy assigned to the worst player on the team to rise him/her own confidence, although most everyone knows tey will never go anymore athletically

coaches award was given to joey, he didnt play all season

by 54twgerhgtwsregrer July 8, 2009

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Richard Grieco Awards

Established on April 12, 2006, the Richard Grieco Awards are an annual event on MySpace. Hosted, chosen, and awarded by Nicholas Novello, nominees compete in a number of ever-changing categories. The awards are given via profile comment by Nicholas Novello, himself.

Winners may receive between 1 and 4 'Richards Griecos' based upon their level of worthiness, as determined by Nicholas Novello.

"Hot mama, SNAP! I was just won for being the tallest motherfucker on Nicholas' friends' list in the 2006 Richard Grieco Awards! Far out man!"

by Nicholas Novello December 9, 2008

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Dyke A. Noughnuts Award

Award given by ACLE (American Coalition for Lesbian Expansion) bi-annually to a lesbian couple that exemplifies outstanding lesbian-ish qualities and provides community contributions the aids towards the extermination of heterosexuality as a whole in the Carson City, NV Metropolitan Area.

(Alternate Definition for the Straight Community: A sign that the GLBT community needs to be lynched and castrated)

"Hey! Did you hear that Anita Bush and her life partner Clearly Shaven won the Dyke A. Noughnuts Award?"

by Pressy Franchise January 4, 2009

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