ass clown

Al Gore. Al Gore claims he invented the Internet. Al Gore is an Ass Clown.

Person 1: "What an ass clown."
Person 2: "No, that's Al Gore."
Person 1: "Exactly."

by superuser July 30, 2008

ass clown

Someone with the common sense of a goat.

Co-workers began to realize that Erik Homan was nothing but a no talent ass clown.

by Get Bent January 13, 2004

no talent ass clown

a moron.
Taken from a quote in the movie Office Space

George Bush is a no talent ass clown

by Lindlof May 28, 2004

ass clown

people who have nothing better to do than waste ones time

1. snape is an ass clown
2. snape is being a serious ass clown today

by The all knowing God July 9, 2005

ass clown

like a butt pirate, only happier

Stoppit, you assclown.

by kyleisnotajew September 2, 2005

Alabama Ass Clown

Arrogant but ignorant person, who is unaware of their disturbing remarks and behaviors.

My old boss is the worlds biggest Alabama Ass Clown!

by jenenae November 16, 2010

Ass Clown

At the circus the least talented performers are put inside the animal costumes. The horse costume requires 2 men. The circus owner determines which of the 2 stupid people is the absolute stupidest person and he is put at the rear. That guy is too stupid to find his own way around and so he's put in a job where all he has to do is hold onto other guy and follow him around.

Boss: How did the new worker do laying sods?

Employee: That guy is so stupid that I had to keep telling him it was green side up.

Boss: Shesh! What an Ass Clown!

by PurpleSwamper June 15, 2013