ass bag

Keith Robinson

Don yelled at Keith, You're a fucking ass bag!!

by baby huey September 25, 2003

assball

Noun (ass-ball) - a strategic defensive maneuvuer where the person wraps their arms around their legs and curls oneself into a ball shape with their ass in the air therefore making their ass vunerable to attack while all vital organs are concealed and safe from harm.

bully- "yo RYAN you owe me 10 bucks im gonna KILL you!"
ryans friend- "quick ryan curl into an assball!"

by davekelly September 21, 2006

assbandit

someone who annouys the fuck out of everything and or fucks other males

<see Crazydude999>

by naoneo December 20, 2001

assuager

The God of advice giving.

Assuager, I fucking love you. Have my babies.

by Mr. Anson January 21, 2008

Assbait

A person who's thinking about fucking underage girls/boys and is being warned if they do, they will go to jail and be passed around like someone's bitch.

"He's going to jail for fucking that 14yr girl, and he is assbait when he goes in".

by ShumbaMan75 October 21, 2008

assball

What "association football" (football everywhere else, soccer in the US) should be called.

It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 8, 2016

asswagon

a car driven by a Teabagger (i.e. someone that is an avowed supporter of the Tea Party movement).

There goes another asswagon to the Palin "I'm not quite ready to declare" non-Presidential rally

by Swainly July 27, 2011