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Who Asked

a term used by people who gets absolutely no bitches whatsoever.
"Yo, I beat the final level in this game bro"

"Who?"

"Me, I just-"

"NO WHO ASKED YOU (slur)"
by ravensmommymilkers March 9, 2022
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asael

Very kind , smart loving person , no booty , but can recalling dig a volleyball
by Ewwyougay March 13, 2017
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Asskettle

To follow through after ejaculating in someones ass by pissing
"Man Kristjan really used Heather as an Asskettle last night"
by donkeypunchxsxsxs March 15, 2007
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Who asked you anyway?

A response given to a party who offers an opinion when no invitation for opinion was ever extended.
Person A:
"Email me if you are interested in renting the home"

Response:
"In you (spelling mistake) dreams, blah, blah, market won't hold that price...blah, blah, I am not interested in the home, but thought I would open my unproductive mouth anyway.. blah, blah!

Person A:
Learn how to spell, learn how to be tactful in your emails, and oh ya, "Who asked you anyway?"
by Disinterested October 18, 2008
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Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.
After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.
by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010
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that's not what I asked

The ultimate come back and douche bag saying in any applicable situation.

It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."

This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.
James: "Hey Nick did you buy beer for tonight?"
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)
by dopplemire November 8, 2010
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Sexual Awakening

The first time in a person's life that they experience a euphoric feeling and desire to be physically intimate with someone.
Timmy: Before I laid eyes on Kelly Kapowski, I thought girls were icky and had cooties.
Johnny: Ahh, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.
by AngelJesusGonzalesSmith April 27, 2019
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