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🅱️ A S S 

🅱️ A S S is the best instrument. A 🅱️ A S S is a lower stringer instrument played by slapping.
I slap the 🅱️ A S S, so I am a slapper
🅱️ A S S by Ncsasp January 10, 2020

dumb as shit 

referring to someone who has the intellect of human feces
dumb as shit by ballz October 12, 2003
Used at the end of a sentence to emphasize how you feel or think about something or what you are doing. Can be used as exaggeration or sarcasm as well.
That science test was hard as sin.
I am tired as sin.
That girl was ugly as sin!

As Sure As Sunday Morning 

To be Extremely sure about something.
A: Hey man, do you know when the party is on at Jill's tomorrow night?

B: 10 Pm.
A: Are you Sure?
B: As Sure As Sunday Morning

old as shit 

So old and decrepit that you look like dinosaur droppings.
If she isn't as old as God, she' s at least as old as shit and about as usless.
old as shit by nom de fume June 19, 2016

Im high as shit 

The perfect way to describe ones high after smoking MULTIPLE BOWLS of exotics.
(Josh): Man those bowls were fat
(Eric): Yea im hIGH as SHiT
Im high as shit by teh jeebz July 10, 2007