Casual Abortion

The act of walking into a Planned Parenthood or pharmacy and asking for the Morning After Pill (Plan B), casually.

Thinking of having sex without a condom, birth control, etc.? It's time for a casual abortion, aka Plan B.

"Did we have sex last night?"
PLAN B

"Did we use a condom? Where is the condom?"
PLAN B

"I better not be fucking pregnant."
PLAN B.

by Casually January 7, 2013

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partial mirth abortion

The act of cutting off someone's joke by beating them to the punchline.

A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.

by Bryan Gilbreath March 1, 2011

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Nigger Abortionation

When two or more fully or partially grown niglets that became pregnant by using no method of birth control due to common nigger belief that wishful thinking is just as good as abstinence.

(Nurse) Dr you have a Ms. Chinique Westbrook and a Ms Clitoria Lamar here to terminate pregnancy at 7.5 months, apparently it's been on their to-do list.

(DR) Oh Great, get some chicken going stat we got a nigger abortionation on our hands!

by Corey White III July 31, 2009

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abortoir

a clinic where babies in the womb are killed by abortionists.

This is the second time this year she has come to the abortoir to have her unborn baby terminated. There are approximately 42 million babies killed at abortoirs worldwide a year.

by charming doll September 25, 2011

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