Mrs. Martino's APES Class

The highlight of every purple day, when Tyler and Meena hustle to class in an attempt to beat the UMHS Flash. Dan's huge ego, Logan's blunt sarcasm, and others' comments combine to make delicious drama stew. And don't forget a side of ... roast beef! Another perk is that you get to see Dan yell at his classmates for being off task, LIVE! When everyone is not roasting each other, the class acts as one happy family. Mrs. Martino is a great teacher, and she thinks amazingly of her students.

Dan beats everyone to Mrs. Martino's APES class every day.

by When the impostor is sus March 22, 2022

APESHAPE

noun.
A sexy, muscualr man, especially one with intense sexual charisma.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

apeism

Apeism: The term for which used to describe how society knowing or unknowing is converting back to the Stone age.

Basically we are doing this old fashionly because we believe it's the only way or the right way to do it...

Man Compact DVD's are the way to go man, screw streaming!... What do you mean by apeism?

I only play my games on CRT TV's! 4k Ultra HD TV's? Trash!

by MarvinComix April 11, 2019

Braiden Apes

Braiden's Version of the adidas superstar...but even fresher!

Nigga 1: Whoa nigga wut u wearing??
Nigga 2: I got me some Braiden Apes!!

by Bray Mo June 22, 2008

Bathin' Apes

Cool, Classy, new-gen version of "Bee's Knees"
Can be used as such:

Dood 1: Woah, man! Are those fresh kicks?
Dood 2: Yeah, man. I got me some Bathin' Apes.

or

Dood 1: Man, we finna go to da new club-spot.
Dood 2: I hear dats da Bathin' Apes.

by Shane C January 2, 2008

Apestein

A piece of hairy monkey in an expensive suit using its high rank position in Hollywood-about industry to fuck very young and attractive starlets to be legally prosecuted afterwards and eventually found dead in its prison cell after a second suicide attempt. Also as a verb, to act in such a manner.

- Hey, smartsy little intern! Wanna come & see my garage Saturday night?
- Do you want to Apestein it with me, boss?

- Nah. Don't dare come near me!

by Murdoc Kylburne March 22, 2020

babin apes

a whole bunch of people drining and partying...

me and my boys bout to babin apes

by chex hellholder December 4, 2007