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San Antonio Mustard Packet

When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.
He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!
by Dan and co. April 3, 2009
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antonio davis

look at that antoinio davis, the $12 million a year player who missed a 2 foot jumper.
by RayH December 23, 2003
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Antonio Veveros Medeiros

A Portuguese Gangster coming straight out of Portugual during the early 1970's, he moved to America in New Bedford, Massachusetts. During his teenage years he owned a lime green firebird and raced with his partner in crime Leno Cabral. He joined his first gang in his early 20's with a signature tattoo of a skull on top of two crosses canes-the skull with a vibrant mustache and a lincoln tophat still remains on his left arm. Also getting a homemade tattoo of a number somewhere in the sixties on his left wrist but its now unknown do to it being removed in 2006. He has two younger brothers, the youngest now being tracked by the FBI. The middle towers above everybody and now lives a happy quiet life with his wife. Antonio has 5 children two of which he does not see he still frequently sees the other three. Antonio has now settled down and lives with his girlfriend in the north end of New Bedford.
Antonio Veveros Medeiros once kicked a horse in the chin, its decendants are now known as giraffes.
by leno cabral August 14, 2010
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San Antonio

A very very boring city filled with a bunch of filthy rich drug dealing mexicans. It is BLAZING hot here. Everyone is ALWAYS talking about the Spurs because thats the only thing

this city has to rely on. There is absolutely no character in this city. I think its OK to visit but it blows to live here.
Hey lets take a trip to San Antonio. Nahh that place is a Baron Wasteland.
by SAisGay December 7, 2011
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Antonio Banderez

antonio banderas; is the name. hes a spanish actor thats married to some old white actress ,ugly. He deserves better.
by outlast October 11, 2003
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San Antonio

An overrated city in Texas with a really great underrated basketball team, but thats about it. A rather boring environment compose of mostly ghetto ass suburbs (even the new ones) around and outside the loop 410 and only few nice neighborhoods surrounding it's small downtown that just seem isolated from the rest of town. Only activity this place offers is bar hopping in the Main Ave. and N St Marys st area, and maybe sea world (if you are fan of killing shamu and the dolphins). If you are going to move here, your best bet will be Alamo Heights, Olmos Park, Terrel Hills, Midtown or Southtown (if you got that kind of money) or else just get stuck in one of the suburbs outside the loop praying that next morning your vehicle will be intact or your home don't get invaded.

Source: I live in SA
If you have a family and want to live in a place that won't bore you out, move to Austin, not San Antonio
by UnderworldPsychos February 17, 2015
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Antonius

Absolute legend. A Spanish person with a vocabulary, has never said "puta, puta, puta" once. 100 out of 100.
Person 1: Hey, Antonius, do you know what this skribbl word is?
Person 2: Bro, das a cock. Das a penis, das a cock.
by hogbaffle September 16, 2020
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