Shank your mum

You are so bored that you go on to urban dictionary and look this up because you are most likely going to do this 🦵🏼🥄🤜🏾🥩🥩 and no nut November is killing you.
A yo fam I will shank your mum up fam if you don’t give me rare charizard !!!!!!!
by Chcbc November 04, 2020
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sucked your mum

A sad insult when someone is completely cornered usually used by townies.
Townie - It's all your fault
Cleva guy - What did I do then?
Townie -..... You sucked your mum
by The Koaladude September 11, 2005
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beard your mum

too fool an oponent into beliving an untruth. also insult
when a friend is looking for somthing tell them "its behind you" when you know it isnt, as they turn round you proclaim, beard your mum.
by southern shed squad June 30, 2006
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I'll marshmallow your mum

To anyone here not because of Dan (aka Daniel Howell/ Danisnotonfire in the older days) and Phils (Amazingphil) recent Halloween video, then I apologise sincerely but you will have to look harder. For those of you who are then well done you are dedicated.
'I'll marshmallow your mum!' said Phil pushing dan to the side.
by Gg1246 October 31, 2017
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Your mum gay lol

Your mum gay lol is possibly the GREATEST playground insult of all time. With this insult you can end someone’s playground roasting career, even their life. Sometimes comboed with a LOLXD or a savage dab at the end for maximum roast levels
Billy: yo your so gay man
Jeremy: yeah well, your mum gay lol **savage dab**
Billy: oh sorry Jeremy I’m gonna end my roasting career and hang myself on the monkey bars
by Itsyaboyhughman February 14, 2018
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suck your mum

its a insult used buy chavs, road men and 12 year olds
Road man 1 : Oi mandem you been chatting shit bout me
Road man 2 : suck your mum bruv ill shank you up ting
by dingdongthewickedwitchisdead October 05, 2020
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i’ll marshmallow your mum

An in humane sex act where one shoves several marshmallows up your partners anus. (Or your own, what ever gets you going.)
by cae_2604 October 30, 2017
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