When a girl gives you an obvious hint that she would like to have sex, makeout, give her cell number, etc.. You have a chance to score but you fuck up and accidently 'punt' your chance away.
Orlando: She told me she hasn't had sex in a long time, so i texted her 'I'm sorry to hear that'.
Ricky: You should play for the Oakland Raiders you just punted your chance.
Ricky: You should play for the Oakland Raiders you just punted your chance.
by rickya209 May 16, 2014
by Kat October 23, 2004
That guy's an UNIX punt!
by ubiquitous punt September 15, 2003
A strategy used to conceal ignorance in a debate when unable to answer a question by deferring to a Google search as "proof" that a good answer exists.
Google Punting is an intellectually lazy way out of an argument. In essence, it is an admission of defeat by saying "I don't know, and I'm unable to put together an intelligent argument, but someone else probably could. Plus, this is great because I'm forcing you to do all the work, while implying that you're the lazy one (not me) because you couldn't look it up yourself. And, if you're stupid enough to do it, it's even better because if you find something that disproves my point I can counter with 'hey, I didn't say that', or 'you're just cherry-picking' *and* send you back searching for the 'real' answer".
by FigurinOutLife September 30, 2012
by Bonemasonary August 01, 2018
by calus clintiondicks January 21, 2019
“Jesus! What happened to the humidifier?”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”
by FPunterman January 24, 2020