Transient Global Amnesia

An excuse for fucking up in a huge way.

I made a mistake, I fucked up, I don't want to accept responsibility for my actions so I'm going to claim Transient Global Amnesia and act like the whole thing never happened.

by Oktobr August 07, 2013

Rectal Amnesia

When you can't remember shit.

I have a hard time remembering things, thus "I can't remember shit." I have rectal amnesia.

by Cryptic One May 20, 2013

nut induced amnesia

when you nut on her forehead so hard that she forgets what she was doing and jerks you off a second time

Me: Jenny was going down on me right
Friend: yeah?
Me: I nutted so hard I gave her nut induced amnesia!
Friend: No way! did she go down on you again?
Me: Heck yeah!

by thebigboicheese June 20, 2018

amnesia gremlin

A manifestation of the minds psychological desire to forget.

My amnesia gremlin makes studying for mid-terms hard.

by NIHILISM GURU November 07, 2023

Relationship amnesia

When your S.O. Forgets how to do common things like booty calls, favorite sex positions, etc.

My gf didn’t know her favorite sex position anymore guess she developed relationship amnesia.

by Griswaldbattlehammer September 10, 2021

Confirmative amnesia

A disease where by the person you send money to does not call you back to confirm whether they received it

I helped Bayo with $200, but I have not heard from him since then because of his confirmative amnesia.

by The Malachi June 04, 2024

Car amnesia

A medical condition which causes the person to forget where they parked their car. 🚗

Poor Billy, he’s been walking the parking lot for three days, he must be suffering from car amnesia.

by UrbanLegender June 25, 2024