Anal amnesia....when you sit there so long you don't remember if you pooped anything so you have to peek between your legs to see if there is anything in the bowl so you know whether you need to wipe your butt before you stand up.
by Dickless Tracy July 23, 2019
1. when you have a job skill set that is being exploited to a level outside of your pay grade and you conveniently forget how to use that skill set. (commonly occurs when a corporation refuses to acknowledge the exploitation of skill sets they aren't currently paying for but expecting at bottom dollar) See: holding out for more money.
2. when a party wants something that you know but holds out for money feigning to not recall the details. (seen in many movies)
2. when a party wants something that you know but holds out for money feigning to not recall the details. (seen in many movies)
Manager: oh you know how to program Cisco switches but you are an under paid hourly guy. hmm.. how about you go ahead and deploy that new network segment.
Employee: Yea, how about compensation commensurate with that skill set.
Manager: How about you do it or look for other employment.
Employee: Yea, sorry I was mistaken, I am suffering from fiscal amnesia at this point.
"Where is the guy we are looking for?"
"Sorry my memory is a little hazy."
"Does this Franklin change your mind?"
"Well what do you know, I think I remember now.. he is staying in that apartment upstairs at 1549 fourth street... 3b."
Employee: Yea, how about compensation commensurate with that skill set.
Manager: How about you do it or look for other employment.
Employee: Yea, sorry I was mistaken, I am suffering from fiscal amnesia at this point.
"Where is the guy we are looking for?"
"Sorry my memory is a little hazy."
"Does this Franklin change your mind?"
"Well what do you know, I think I remember now.. he is staying in that apartment upstairs at 1549 fourth street... 3b."
by xxploitedxx August 31, 2012
Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.
The polite way of using your child as an excuse.
Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
The polite way of using your child as an excuse.
Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 8, 2022
That “text” you forgot to send, realizing only when your wife asks to borrow your phone - to buy 30 seconds to clear your Safari history and double check the contents of your photo album.
by WillyCravemore June 25, 2018
Noun: The phenomenon of losing all memory of where you parked your car, usually occurring after coming out of a loud and busy store.
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White that that guy has been walking around the parking lot for 45 minutes, I think its an undercover cop. Let's bounce...
Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?
Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?
by Jonnyd January 11, 2014
by DanTheBanan October 10, 2017
I made a mistake, I fucked up, I don't want to accept responsibility for my actions so I'm going to claim Transient Global Amnesia and act like the whole thing never happened.
by Oktobr August 7, 2013