The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.
Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.
by RBAK January 25, 2017
‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’
by Les1077 June 21, 2018
by Tbootscoot May 30, 2021
by Aireas December 23, 2015
Lana Del Rey is considered the queen of alternative, not Billie Eilish, not Melanie Martinez, not Halsey.
Lana Del Rey is and will allways be the queen of alternative.
Lana Del Rey is and will allways be the queen of alternative.
"Isn't Billie Eilish the queen of alternative?"
"No, Lana Del Rey is, even Billie said Lana created her."
"No, Lana Del Rey is, even Billie said Lana created her."
by onlyfactsssss September 13, 2020
by Little One 911 January 26, 2017
Bjork.
Were talking about ALTERNATIVE. Lana Del Rey may be the queen of Alternative POP but Bjork is THEE queen of alt. No its not billie or melanie. I dont care if you tiktok people dont know who she is but shes an icon and forever will be. she influenced so much people and for that she deserves the crown. Some contenders are Kate Bush, Tori Amos and Fiona Apple.
Were talking about ALTERNATIVE. Lana Del Rey may be the queen of Alternative POP but Bjork is THEE queen of alt. No its not billie or melanie. I dont care if you tiktok people dont know who she is but shes an icon and forever will be. she influenced so much people and for that she deserves the crown. Some contenders are Kate Bush, Tori Amos and Fiona Apple.
by ToriAmostknown October 08, 2023