Is always two days late to anything and there is always a 25% he joins voice chat and a 75% he doesn't, he also wears primark clothes and has a terrible PC build but he tries to LARP as a Computer God even though he always gets fired from his shitty coding jobs.
John: Oh boy what happened to Ahmad.
You: Don't worry, he literally never joins and is a broke wanker.
You: Don't worry, he literally never joins and is a broke wanker.
by fattest chunkiest retard November 25, 2021
Get the Ahmad mug.I used to be in love with Ahad once, he was the first ray of sunshine in my otherwise unhappy life. Thing about sunshine, if you spend too long in it, you forget about the shade. Squandered all my good days. Now he is gone, and sometimes, when I dream, we are still in love, we have a life, children, a family, a home. Everything I lack.
In those dreams, I'm a better woman, a kinder, forgiving woman. Each time I wake up alone on my bef in my shabby room, I wonder, if this is some awful nightmare, and that dream is what is real. This daily nightmare is to remind me to keep the ones I love close and never let them go again.
In those dreams, I'm a better woman, a kinder, forgiving woman. Each time I wake up alone on my bef in my shabby room, I wonder, if this is some awful nightmare, and that dream is what is real. This daily nightmare is to remind me to keep the ones I love close and never let them go again.
by Izzhg February 24, 2022
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A person who looks sexy as fuck he fucks everyone at the party he doesn’t stop. His cock is 8 inches and he is 7’11
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Get the Ali Ahmadi mug.the current president of Iran. he is a shia muslim and doesnt support the u.s. or israel. he has sympathy for the palestinians and sometimes questions the truth in the holocaust of the jews in wwII.the reason for his questioning of the holocaust is because he doesnt understand why jews would be given a home in an already occupied palestine instead of another empty place.
the u.s. media is extremely anti-ahmadinejad because the media is influenced by israel and israel is against him. israel is against him because he supports the palestinians and iran is believed to have trained militants from Palestine.
a quote was taken from ahmadinejad. its believed that he stated that "israel should be wiped of the map." this is false. he was referring to the imam when he said:
"The Imam said that this regime occupying Jerusalem must vanish from the page of time."
the u.s. media is extremely anti-ahmadinejad because the media is influenced by israel and israel is against him. israel is against him because he supports the palestinians and iran is believed to have trained militants from Palestine.
a quote was taken from ahmadinejad. its believed that he stated that "israel should be wiped of the map." this is false. he was referring to the imam when he said:
"The Imam said that this regime occupying Jerusalem must vanish from the page of time."
by carlsjunior March 4, 2008
Get the Ahmadinejad mug.1- Just the Iranian twin brother of George W Bush...
2- A wicked, brainless boy, filled with the desire for destruction, who has gained the power to do so.
2- A wicked, brainless boy, filled with the desire for destruction, who has gained the power to do so.
Dad: He (his son) has got to be something, look at the the way he is trying to kill the cat. Yesterday I also saw him set the garbage can into fire... he is only 3 now, but he's going to be a politician, a president, someday......
Mom: (:O ????????
Dad (tears of happiness in his eyes): YES! Another ahmadinejad is born!
Mom: (:O ????????
Dad (tears of happiness in his eyes): YES! Another ahmadinejad is born!
by Shzz September 16, 2009
Get the Ahmadinejad mug.When you don’t just go ahead with things that are important to you, you go one step further: you go aheader.
I go aheader to prove 1+1 is more than 2.
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I go aheader to move digital transformation into the mainstream.
I go aheader to solve problems clients don’t even know they have.
I go aheader to secure my client’s cloud nine.
I go aheader to make audit more than just ticking the boxes.
I go aheader to make tax more than just numbers.
I go aheader to make the digital world a safer space.
I go aheader to move digital transformation into the mainstream.
I go aheader to solve problems clients don’t even know they have.
I go aheader to secure my client’s cloud nine.
I go aheader to make audit more than just ticking the boxes.
by Trust to go aheader February 16, 2021
Get the aheader mug.Noun; Someone who makes your pants somehow fall to the floor without your knowledge followed by a sudden feeling of tension and release in your groinal.
Verb; The act of listening to a Radio KoL dj without pants and swooning over a sultry voice.
Verb; The act of listening to a Radio KoL dj without pants and swooning over a sultry voice.
"God damn I just adeadhearted all over my keyboard."
"This adeadheart sure makes me lose control of myself."
"There's an adeadheart in here!! Guard your pants!!"
"This adeadheart sure makes me lose control of myself."
"There's an adeadheart in here!! Guard your pants!!"
by OFTHEHILLPEOPLE December 9, 2008
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