God of AdHd

Talk to me nicely, talk to me normal, I promise it’s 50/50. And if you wanna speak alone tell me a story that ends at the place you most cherish.

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Ninja October 23 2021

I’m god of adhd because I just can’t sit still

by TMNT August 10, 2022

pfp ADHD

"profile picture ADHD"

the act of changing profile pictures/icons/avatars in online platforms several times in a short timespan.

"That guy has pfp ADHD!"

by zpooky February 12, 2024

ADHD Insomnia

Acondition wherein one attempts sleep, but does not, due to distraction.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.

"Sorry I'm sluggish today at work, Boss. Last night I had a conversation where someone asked me if sable was a dog or a cat, and it triggered a case of ADHD Insomnia. That led to asking google questions which lept distracting me. I still don't know if a sable is a dog or a cat...but I did discover this freaky gut in Norway who sings a great cover of Sultans Of Swing."

by Uncle McFlirty October 30, 2023

ADHD

A
Dangerous
Huge
Dick

how did you get so many chiks
cause i have ADHD

by idiot mega sandwich August 21, 2022

adhd

katrina

bro #1: u got that crackhead adhd energy
bro #2: nah im not katrina

by that’s rough lol! December 12, 2019

ADHD

1. A diagnosis given to children when parents want to sedate their children with amphetamines.
2. When children aren't normal, yet also don't fulfill the criteria for learning disabilities, mental illnesses or autism.
3. Someone with no attention span.

Modern television and TikTok cause ADHD.

by Anonymouslywonderful February 10, 2022

ADHD

WEEEEEEWHEWEWEWEW
I forgot what i was gonna write-
CHILDREN :0

ADHD PERSON:“I wanna learn some stuff about- OMG SHINY”

by QUACK:V May 17, 2023