Accelerbator

One who has realised they need to finish off masturbating quickly, or they'll be late.

I realised I was going to be late, so I had to finish quickly. Still got there on time. I'm such a pro accelerbator.

by Aquaeous March 5, 2011

accidentally gay

That moment during masturbation to porn when,during ejaculation, the scene switches to the a shot of the male performer's face or body. For a straight male, this is a highly uncomfortable moment, because he is essentially having a man bring him pleasure, something he neither desired nor expected. See also "disasturbation".

I haven't had sex with a man, but I've been accidentally gay more times than I'd care to admit.

by turbulent April 13, 2015

full-contact accounting

The activity that is taking place on the floor directly over your office or cubicle. It sounds suspiciously like orangutans wrestling aligators in a dumpster.

It is still less annoying than some putz failing to turn off the all-page while they shuffle papers and manipulate their stapler.

Office Drone #1: "What the hell is that? Sounds like a train derailing."
Office Drone #2: "Must be the new full-contact accounting system."

by Fieldgrunt January 27, 2007

Parody Twitter Account

Roleplay accounts that are ran by depressed teenagers that shitpost and make image edits that pretend to be fictional characters while whining about how bad the drama is while starting drama.

Person 1: Hey I run a parody twitter account!
Person 2: Sucker Punches them into the sperm maker

by Goku81399492 November 22, 2020

accentist

It's kinda like being racist, exept... you know... accentist.

I hate Boston accents. I'm so accentist.

by Christina May 11, 2004

accribitz

To increase. From the second episode of the TV show Veronica's Closet, in which a character made up the word for a press release that already used the word "increase" too many times.

I expect sales figures to accribitz in the next quarter.

by Zan December 30, 2004

Bay Area Accent

One of the less known-about American accents, can be heard throughout the bay depending on which area you're in. However, its beginning to fade as more and more people move in from other places.

Some notable differences:
- Slurring words or sounds together, "Sanrancisco"
- Dropping Ts, Santa Monica is "Sannamonica" and Santa Cruz is "Sannacruz"
- Replacing the "t" or "th" sounds with "d", so "these" is "deeze" and "those" is "dose"
- A weird "r" sound. I can't explain it
- Either super fast or super slow

- Throwing in a lot of bay area slang, "hella", "tryna", "slaps" "cop"
- Dropping whole words, "Whayya mean?" = "What do you mean?"

Listen to how these people talk, they have Bay Area Accents: YBN Nahmir ("listen to Rubbin' off the Paint", he picked up his accent from friends in Cali over GTA), Daveed Diggs, SOB x RBE (listen to "Anti")

Person: Say 'Catfish Hunter'
Person w Bay Area accent: CAFESH HUNNER
Person: Wtf

Person w Bay Area accent: I was born inna city and was raised in the da sen-oh-sen
Translation: I was born in the City and raised in the 707

by Weird flex but OK December 16, 2018