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Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?

A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.

Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.

We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
by jordypresto0418 February 6, 2021
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out and about

Expect rain if you're out and about.
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it's all about the moose

"It's all about the moose" basically means that it's all about the logo/ brand and NOTHING else. The moose is the logo for Abercrombie. If it weren't for the moose, no one would give a shit. The moose is all that counts.
Girl #1: Hey did you get anything when you went shopping yesterday?

Girl #2: Yeah man, this shirt..

Girl #1: Oh..

Girl #2: Do you think it's ugly or something?

Girl #1: No offense... I don't like it at all.

..............

WAIT! is that a MOOSE i see?

Girl #2: Yeah dude, it's from Abercrombie.

Girl #1: OMG! I love your shirt! It's SO pretty!

Girl #2: Lol, it's ALL about the moose!
by runchi December 9, 2008
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I'll think about it

"I'm gonna help Nick move this weekend, he said you can come too."
"How much is he paying you?"
"I'm not doing it for money, he's my friend and he needs a hand."
"I'll think about it."
by R. N. McFuckstain December 27, 2020
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Don't Worry About It

A polite way of saying "Fuck off, it's none of your damn business."
Dave: Hey man, what were you all doing in that room back there?

Joe: Don't worry about it!
by BoxingBro October 15, 2009
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ABUTION

A form of abuse indicated by physical scars or bruises.
#1: Dude, did you see that big black bruise on her thigh?
#2: Yea, man. I think she's a victim of abution.
by dspky July 7, 2010
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cool about

I am cool about your idea
by dafnana July 28, 2009
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