Aaron Hannah Patter

A joke or comeback so bad that it sends everyone into a deep level of cringe and totally kills the mood within the group or conversation.

Person #1: *Tells unfunny joke/comeback*
*Silence*
Person #2: Bro, that’s Aaron Hannah patter

by FuckKyleHamilton April 8, 2019

Aaron Joseph Oviedo

Aaron Joseph Oviedo is Brenna Valencia’s boyfriend. They have been dating for a year and they have never been happier. Aaron is so loved and cherished and Brenna hopes he marries her. Aaron is super amazing and plays sports and likes ramen. He has two cats: Ash and Oreo. He likes to eat Brenna’s oreos. Aaron is so sweet and Brenna loves him very much.

“Hey are you Aaron Joseph Oviedo? Wanna date?

by Brenda Balenciaga April 12, 2019

Aaron tveit

A literal angel. My husband. A Broadway star. He’s perfect in every way. His husbands name is Dylan (that’s me) and everyone loves him. If your someone who doesn’t like Aaron tveit is a monster and deserves the death penalty.

Tveitortot: Aaron tveit is so hot, I’m gonna marry him on day
Me: no. Your wrong. He’s already mine
Me: presents slide show presentation of our future wedding

by Melchior Gabor May 24, 2021

Aaron Alcaraz Castellanos

A super loving adorable guy who goes to the School of Engineering and Sciences

Aaron Alcaraz Castellanos is a bozo!
I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN!

by BruhF1sh March 21, 2022

Aaron bain

Aaron is a professional finger puller he is great at pulling fingers

person 1: will you pull my finger aaron bain
person 2:absolutely, i’m a professional finger puller

by novice.fingerpuller January 14, 2022

The Aaron Schocker

None in the pink, three in the stink.

Similar to "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), except that Aaron Schock is rumored to be in the closet.

I heard an Illinois Congressman was caught in the shower giving some dude the Aaron Schocker!

by tommyboy15 January 20, 2014

lil AAron

only the best rapper out there

Person 1: "Yo have you listened to that new lil AAron song?"
Person 2: "Up to You? No, not yet."
Person 1: "Listen to that shit before I clap yo ass"

by definitely not lil AAron December 17, 2018