Basically means no, or unlikely to happen.
A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question.
A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question.
EX Mom and Dad Maybe:
Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house?
Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night.
Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house?
Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night.
by Dtone157 January 07, 2017
A term used to avoid unpleasant situations while still managing to sound polite and slightly interested.
Jack O'Fonher:"Want to come to the movies with me? I'll even take you to dinner!"
Handa Mia: "Um.... I'm busy. Maybe next weekend"
Pamela Handerson: "You were great. Are you sure you don't want to spend the night?"
Mike Hawk: "Maybe next weekend"
Handa Mia: "Um.... I'm busy. Maybe next weekend"
Pamela Handerson: "You were great. Are you sure you don't want to spend the night?"
Mike Hawk: "Maybe next weekend"
by Nicky Ashley February 13, 2011
The act of considering anal intercourse.
by SetoBlox December 23, 2015
When you stick your finder in a girls chocolate starfish and wipe it on her eyes for that classic eyeshadow look.
Tom: What's that smell?
John: Maybe its Susan, Maybe its Maybeline.
Tom: I didn't know she was a freak like that!
John: Maybe its Susan, Maybe its Maybeline.
Tom: I didn't know she was a freak like that!
by YungJacques December 08, 2016
Girl is giving head and wants guy to cum on her tits. Guy cums on her face instead and then rubs it in like makeup.
She wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave her the "maybe its maybeline" instead. She was scrubbing in the shower for atleast 15 minutes to get it off her face.
by Bushcow October 07, 2008
Same as "maybe some other time."
"Maybe some other time" is just a little dated. Young, hip women today say "maybe next week."
"Maybe some other time" is just a little dated. Young, hip women today say "maybe next week."
Guy: Would you like to join me for coffee some time?
Girl: Uh sure.... maybe next week.
Guy: Oh, I see.
Girl: Uh sure.... maybe next week.
Guy: Oh, I see.
by Saint Malo October 10, 2011
Possibly the worst insult thinkable. It is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, ur grandpap a trap, and ur family tree LGBT combined and to the 219th power.
Bill: “ur mom gay.”
John: “no u, ur dad lesbian.”
Bill: “well, ur granny tranny.”
John: “no, ur sister a mister.”
Bill: “then ur brother a mother.”
John: “ur grandpap a trap.”
Bill: “ur family tree LGBT.”
*Both in tears now*
John: “UR BABY MAYBE!”
Bill: “what have you done?!”
*Bill and anyone related to Bill explode, the sun starts moving a billion miles per hour around the earth, the entire solar system stops working, the galaxy loses all its stars and lights, and even the black hole in the center dissappears, and finally, the entire universe implodes*
John: “no u, ur dad lesbian.”
Bill: “well, ur granny tranny.”
John: “no, ur sister a mister.”
Bill: “then ur brother a mother.”
John: “ur grandpap a trap.”
Bill: “ur family tree LGBT.”
*Both in tears now*
John: “UR BABY MAYBE!”
Bill: “what have you done?!”
*Bill and anyone related to Bill explode, the sun starts moving a billion miles per hour around the earth, the entire solar system stops working, the galaxy loses all its stars and lights, and even the black hole in the center dissappears, and finally, the entire universe implodes*
by UrBabyMaybe March 26, 2018