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donkey rope

a thick-ass gold necklace worn by rappers in the 1980s.
Dirt Nasty: Y'all can't hold my donkey rope!
by Snakeypoo August 26, 2008
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donkey splat

Semi-solid, explosive defecation that flies out of the anus at high velocity.
"I barely made it home in time to drop some major donkey splats."
by Torchiest March 10, 2009
mugGet the donkey splatmug.

donkey bridge

A mental tool to make a connection between one idea and another, specifically for simple ideas that only a donkey would need help remembering. A mnemonic is an example.
Professor: B-cells mature in the Bone marrow while T-cells mature in the Thymus. B with B and T with T. That's a simple donkey bridge for you to remember when studying the immune system.

Student: What the crap is a donkety bridge?

Professor: (see definition)
by Evan L. June 5, 2007
mugGet the donkey bridgemug.

donkey-witch

An atrociously unattractive female with a face resembling the rear end of a donkey and a personality of a witch.

A face repulsive enough to blind.

A female ugly enough to cause instant eye-watering and gag reflex on sight.
As I was trying to leave the party I got trampled by three donkey-witches on my way out.
by Dfishdaddy March 17, 2014
mugGet the donkey-witchmug.

donkey sombrero

A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.
Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"

Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**
by Dr. Courtney DVM December 9, 2008
mugGet the donkey sombreromug.

Donkey Thicc

A well endowed gentleman wearing gray sweatpants with the clear outline of his genitals.
"Hey yo bro, see that guy who just walked in?" "He looking Donkey thicc"

"OMG Brittany!" "You cant just let you boyfriend go out in public with those sweats" "He's too Donkey thicc to be out around these thirsty sluts!"
by Tralalalash January 12, 2021
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donkey on the edge

I'm seriously a donkey on the edge right now ....
by HolyHolly August 12, 2017
mugGet the donkey on the edgemug.

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