God-fearing-Bible-reading-Pope-revering They/Them Pussy
by Adhdsqurrel August 05, 2022
Get the catholic thussymug. 70% of the people here are nic fiends, 20% are gay, and everyone else is just wack. If you’re going to Lancaster Catholic just wait for all of the crazy people and events. It’s basically a cult
by SmellMyNuts42069 December 02, 2021
Get the Lancaster Catholicmug. After juicy wet sex, and your wiener is covered in cum and juices, the Catholic girl you’re fucking will then suck your dick to clean it up for you :)
Bro she gave me the best Catholic cleanup last night! She’s such a nasty little slut, I love her so much!!!
by Badboy4lyf November 30, 2022
Get the Catholic Cleanupmug. The person who is designated, at the beginning of a crazy night, to be the one who attends church the next morning in order to drop off everyone's money envelope.
Betty: I can't get too hammered tonight, gotta go to 8 AM mass tomorrow to represent the family and drop off that damn envelope.
Sue: Chill Betty, Sally's got you covered. Didn't you hear she's the Designated Catholic tomorrow?
Betty: Sweet! Gonna give her my envelope right now!
Sue: Hell yeah! While you do that I'll make us some more shots:)
Sue: Chill Betty, Sally's got you covered. Didn't you hear she's the Designated Catholic tomorrow?
Betty: Sweet! Gonna give her my envelope right now!
Sue: Hell yeah! While you do that I'll make us some more shots:)
by suziewar September 22, 2011
Get the Designated Catholicmug. Let’s start as every boring beca slideshow does with the key terms: Fat Amy, Bald Shithead (s), Smoking, Unqualified Teachers, Bi (sexual or polar) people.
Let’s start with the absolute nazi teachers. Why the fuck is a bald shark looking ass telling me to take off my sweater. You would think that he would try to shut down the underground beca drug cartel instead of getting sweaters off. A great beca pastime is when your class is one door away but you’re still going the wrong way because one step in the wrong direction is guaranteed to get you covid. Also half the teachers can’t even do their job. At least three don’t speak English. Señora is ugly and Debbie desanto looks like a quarterback but that’s enough with teachers. Let’s go to the cliche students. You got kids making inappropriate jokes to get attention 👀. You have 14 year old bisexual girls because it’s totally logical to make such a decision at that age. You have emos and nic addicts. You have jocks and nerds. Does it get more movie like. But anyway enjoy your may with the billion assignments you have and read this with a smile. Thank you horrible students and faculty and becahi.
Let’s start with the absolute nazi teachers. Why the fuck is a bald shark looking ass telling me to take off my sweater. You would think that he would try to shut down the underground beca drug cartel instead of getting sweaters off. A great beca pastime is when your class is one door away but you’re still going the wrong way because one step in the wrong direction is guaranteed to get you covid. Also half the teachers can’t even do their job. At least three don’t speak English. Señora is ugly and Debbie desanto looks like a quarterback but that’s enough with teachers. Let’s go to the cliche students. You got kids making inappropriate jokes to get attention 👀. You have 14 year old bisexual girls because it’s totally logical to make such a decision at that age. You have emos and nic addicts. You have jocks and nerds. Does it get more movie like. But anyway enjoy your may with the billion assignments you have and read this with a smile. Thank you horrible students and faculty and becahi.
by DababyImpostorAmangUs May 16, 2021
Get the Bethlehem Catholicmug. protestant 1 : my fellow protestant friend is explaining how saints and catholic theology actually works and he is not even catholic.
protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.
protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.
by 777Boy July 11, 2022
Get the Closet Catholicmug. A term used to describe Methodists, especially United Methodists, due to the fact of having many Catholic traditions, but not being part of the Roman Catholic Church.
by Lazy Catholic May 17, 2009
Get the Lazy Catholicmug.