Edwin Castro took the lump-sum cash payment of $997.6 million, just a little bit shy from $1 billion.
by mrlyndonb40 October 21, 2023
Get the Edwin Castromug. An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.
Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year
Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes
Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes
by Watdaduck July 30, 2024
Get the Castro Valley Highmug. A place for rich asians who dont care about value, wanna be gansters, white people, and more. People know eachother there, and it is genuinely crowded, because it’s a small city
Person for Castro Valley: AYE CASTRO VALLEY IS DA TOUGHEST CITY OUT HER- Person from East Oakland: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!
by SimonSaysOfficial January 4, 2021
Get the Castro Valleymug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
Get the Mária 'Angie' Castro: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Releasemug. Dylan castro is a former YouTube star born in November 4 2008 in Florida. He was best known for his stunts and crazy Saxaphone skills. In December of 2020 his account was deleted and can no longer accesse into YouTube.
by Crist bow May 23, 2021
Get the Dylan castromug. A bullshitter who can’t dress or play baseball and is gay and has no real friends if u have a Joshua as a friend drop them as soon as you can
by Machinegunnn April 14, 2022
Get the joshua castromug. Rome Castro is a BEAUTIFUL and funny girl with lusious brown hair and hazel brown eyes! She hates school and the mornings and loves summer. She thinks she isn't pretty and will deny it but others will be in awe of her beauty! She is super athletic and loves the patriots. Goes to JMHS '23, she can hide her emotions will, but she is emotional! She will always stay loyal and faithful to her bf and friends. :)
by romesbestfriend March 29, 2019
Get the rome castromug.