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Zombie Drunk

Combination of drunkenness and fatigue which leaves the drinker in a zombie like state.
Into the Ballantine Ale now, zombie drunk and nervous. I recognize this feeling: three or four days of booze, drugs, sun, no sleep and burned out adrenaline reserves-a giddy, quavering sort of high that means the crash is coming. But When?
by Max Dick January 18, 2009
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neo-zombie

A term often used synonymously with zombie. However, neo-zombies are not deceased and therefore have the ability to run. These are human beings that have been infected with a virus through a bite or some other means. Infection can take seconds, minutes, or even hours. Once infected, the brain retains base facilities, namely gross motor function. In its near-mindless state, it grasps no remains of emotion, personality, or sensation of pain. These creatures have one interest... to eat human flesh.

Although the running zombie first appears in cinema with "Return of the Living Dead" in 1985, the neo-zombie did not appear until 2002 with "28 Days Later" by means of the Rage Virus.

Other films that feature neo-zombies include:
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
DoomsDay (2008)
Zombieland (2009)
So what do you prefer, the classic Romero zombie or the fast neo-zombie?
by Captain_Howdy December 14, 2009
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Zombie Stroking

-When a person has been up for at least three days masturbating while using Crystal Meth.
Yea last night was fun but I went home and been Zombie Stroking all night.
by EARTH/RABBIT March 19, 2011
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phone zombie

Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually clueless about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.
This phone zombie bitch was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart right into her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.
by Noir January 10, 2007
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2012 Zombies

Zombies that will end the world in 2012, if the world does end on 2012. But probably just a load of bullshit. But we all need a zombies plan just in case.
Guy 1: "Dude if the world ends on 2012, I hope it something more creative than like a huge ass meteor. I hope its something like zombies!"
Guy 2: "Oh ya, that would be the sickest apocalypse ever. We would die a horrible death, but we get to kill people for fun before we do! :D"
Guy 3: "Yo, my zombie plan is to go and camp at Costco. Wanna come?"

2012 zombies apacalypse ftw
by Hojin :P May 4, 2010
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iPod Zombie

An iPod-using pedestrian (typically of New York) that unknowingly risks becoming street pizza by attempting to adjust the perfect song and volume intensity while wandering into the street/against the crosswalk signal.
My cabbie almost flattened an iPod Zombie on the way to the airport.
by The Fish November 24, 2006
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Zombie Monkey

When a movie has an extra bit at the end after the credits.
Named after the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, (spoiler) when the monkey 'Jack' took a coin from the cursed chest at the very end of the credits.
Make sure to stay after the credits of that new movie, there's a zombie monkey you won't want to miss.
by AEHelephant July 6, 2011
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