You can't sit on your own arse.

An English idiom demonstrating the fact that one cannot sit on one's own arse.

Well, you know what they say; "You can't sit on your own arse."

by Someone from Bremen. December 19, 2022

You gots to get your own

Get your schnizzle off muh nizzle

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

I will choke you with your own asshole!!!

A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.

If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"

by asshole choker March 26, 2010

Fluffing your own pole

When a person tries to make him/herself (usually male) seem better than they are by talking themselves up.

Also known as "fluffing"

Man: "I ran 25 kms last night and did 150 pushups"
Woman: "Stop fluffing your own pole"

by coolcatmoo April 8, 2009

digging your own grave with your mouth

A metaphorical phrase to describe the common practice of eating yourself to death.

Well my friend, it seems that you are highly unable to stop digging your own grave with your mouth!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

Don't Pull Out Your Own Baby

-As seen on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian pulls out her own baby.

-A phrase similar to "Hold your horses" or "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
-To be used when a person is impatient.

"Oh my God. Our food needs to hurry up and get here!"

"Whoa, now. Don't pull out your own baby!"

by LOLWTFTTYL February 22, 2010

put your own dick in your butt

common insult used over xbox live by players of Modern Warfare 2. this insult is used as a way of telling the insultee to shut up while also proposing that he/she is a homosexual.

Loser: "Yeah! Did you see me quick scope you?!"
I Thuggy I: "Put your own dick in your butt!"
Loser: ?
I Thuggy I: "Did I stutter fool?"

by Hykon June 21, 2010