Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?
Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.
Martini: Gooooooooood?
Palmer: Real goooood.
Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.
Martini: Gooooooooood?
Palmer: Real goooood.
by Real sound February 16, 2009
Get the Paraletic Wanking mug.The act of ingesting an entire bottle of sleeping pills and then attempting to whack off before falling asleep.
Martyn: You guys ever tried sleep wanking?
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!
by Martyn with a 'y ' bitches August 23, 2008
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Slapping another person in the face with your penis. This is very similar to hobknocking, but different in the violence associated. Often used to incite duels among gentlemen.
I can't believe John was Australian Wanking on the bus. That's disgusting.
Jacobo Australian wanked onto my face, so we're meeting tonight at midnight.
Jacobo Australian wanked onto my face, so we're meeting tonight at midnight.
by Jimyyter October 20, 2009
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Appearing on a webcam viewable from the waist-up, while masturbating out of sight.
The viewer of the Shadow Wanker is not generally aware that masturbation is taking place, although the term is sometimes used when the viewer is complicit in the activity.
Appearing on a webcam viewable from the waist-up, while masturbating out of sight.
The viewer of the Shadow Wanker is not generally aware that masturbation is taking place, although the term is sometimes used when the viewer is complicit in the activity.
by robertbowen October 20, 2007
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guy 1: aww...that chick was so sweet! i coulden't help wanking
guy 2: gl with that, as for me i don't need porn, i have my gf :D, which is way funner than that =p
guy 1: ty...still nice on a cold night though ^.^, i might light a candle :D
guy 2: gl with that, as for me i don't need porn, i have my gf :D, which is way funner than that =p
guy 1: ty...still nice on a cold night though ^.^, i might light a candle :D
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