tubby wumpkins

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by ash May 8, 2003

Grumpy-wumpkins

One who is grumpy for no good reason.

Adelia insisted on being a grumpy-wumpkins for a good two hours after the finish of the boardgame she'd lost, though several well brewed cups of tea eventually put her in good spirits again

Wee Willykins then kissed and hugged the hoppity pot and promised always to help the dollies and never to be an old grumpy-wumpkins again

by Charlemagne1993 June 16, 2017

tubby-wump-um

A person so fat they look like a honey baked ham.

Alyssa: What am I?

Paul: Honey you're a tubby-wump-um. But do not worry, so am I.

by Fokencio_Yokahu June 3, 2018

Rumpy wumper

Nobody really knows, but i think its better if we dont

That's one nice rumpy wumper dude

by An epic wumper September 8, 2021

Stumpy wumpy

When something looks very square but also super cute. Built like a tree trunk. Very loveable.

That ravager is a stumpy wumpy! I WANNA EAT IT

by Lava 4 Lyfe January 10, 2022

Numpy wumpy

Chiara.

Can you tell numpy wumpy to hold the strainer herself?

by ThatManInTheMoon August 15, 2022

Thumpty Wumpty

Someone who’s extremely stupid and/or skinny fat. Bonus points if they’re both

“omg he’s such a Thumpty Wumpty I can’t even”

by Swazzleberry August 30, 2023